"Yo yo yo, welcome to another episode of MTV Cribs. Today I'm kickin' it in my sweet play area next to the kitchen. I got dots. I got stripes. I got a giraffe that makes a rattling noise. Come on and check it out!"
"Here's my bassinet. Yeah, this is where the magic happens, you know what I'm saying!"
"This is my workout area where I get my pump on, you know, keepin' the physique in top form. I do 50 reps of spinning the elephant around, every single day! Gotta work hard to look this good!"
"This is where I get my grub on, my sweet dining room. Seats 5 -- or 6, if you count the high chair, yeah. I have dinner parties all the time that go all night until 8pm in the evening."
"This is my dope ride. Interior blankie custom made of real elephants. Imported from India and tastes good, too."
"This is my dope ride. Interior blankie custom made of real elephants. Imported from India and tastes good, too."
"This here is my pad. Gotsta stay fresh and clean, you know! I'm up here 6, 7 times a day!"
"Everywhere I go I got my sweet entourage. Where my doggies at, yo! Gimme a pound!"
"Everywhere I go I got my sweet entourage. Where my doggies at, yo! Gimme a pound!"
"Well, thanks for coming and checking out my crib."
"You don't gotta go home, but you can't stay here."
Oh my gosh this post is so funny. I love the first picture of her lounging around!
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha!!!! This is so so good. So good!!! Still cracking up over here! Love you hilarious ppl & am really enjoying these pics. Bernie is so beautiful & the captions are perfect :) you look like you're having so much fun with her.
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